Let’s get some things straight before I get old and uncool.1001 rules for my unborn sonTumblr (3.0; @rulesformyunbornson)http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/410. Sometimes your best bet is to bet on her.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/246148285http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/246148285Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:55:36 -0500Roll the dice. (via nevver)<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt69l7yTd71qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theselvedgeyard.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/marilyn-monroe-monty-clift-hollywoods-denim-clad-misfits/">Roll the dice</a>. <a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/245242414/roll-the-dice">(via nevver</a>)</p>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/246145820http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/246145820Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:52:16 -0500409. A handshake beats an autograph. http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/245574836http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/245574836Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:57:00 -0500408. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.<p>(via <a href="http://allplaidout.com/?p=3202&cpage=1#comment-1578">All Plaid Out</a>)</p>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/242647675http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/242647675Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:51:43 -0500VET. Your grandfather fought so you don’t have to.<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksy8y8LCnO1qznyovo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>VET. Your grandfather fought so you don’t have to.</p>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/240318280http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/240318280Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:44:32 -0500407. Thank a veteran. And then make it up to him.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/240306765http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/240306765Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:29:16 -0500"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter..."“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”<br/><br/> - <em>JFK</em>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/240280990http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/240280990Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:52:48 -0500406. If you can touch it, you can catch it.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/236361909http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/236361909Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:03:00 -0500Laces out. nevver:<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr3awXwlU1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Laces out. <a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/236130195/go-team-paco">nevver</a>:</p>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/236352035http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/236352035Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:50:53 -0500405. No one wants to watch you practice the guitar.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/231848197http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/231848197Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:50:22 -0500I wrote this in college.<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjd2oIvBQ1qznyovo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wrote this in college.</p>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/231847660http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/231847660Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:49:35 -0500404. Don't linger in a doorway. In or out.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/230998931http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/230998931Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:55:36 -0500(Post-Halloween) REQUIRED LISTENING: Harvey Danger,...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/230888398/tumblr_kshp04c2OV1qznyov&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>(Post-Halloween) REQUIRED LISTENING: Harvey Danger, “Little Round Mirrors”</p>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/230888398http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/230888398Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:12:03 -0500403. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/228103559http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/228103559Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:55:18 -0400I’m just a sweet transvestite…<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc9qpV2bf1qznyovo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m just a sweet transvestite…</p>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/228102969http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/228102969Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:54:24 -0400"Don’t dream it, be it."“Don’t dream it, be it.”<br/><br/> - <em>Frankenfurter, <i>Rocky Horror Picture Show</i></em>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/228102468http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/228102468Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:53:00 -0400402. If you aren't hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren't hungry.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/227916347http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/227916347Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:29:37 -0400401. You can do your homework after you finish playing outside.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/225951644http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/225951644Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:50:23 -0400400. In pickup hoops, let someone else call the fouls.http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/225011646http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/225011646Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:01:17 -0400NUMBER 1 WITH A BULLET:  On sale TODAY! It’s bigger than...<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4mvh61yV1qznyovo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rules-Unborn-Son-Walker-Lamond/dp/0312608950">NUMBER 1 WITH A BULLET</a>:  On sale TODAY! It’s bigger than the Beatles.</p>http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/223871853http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/223871853Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:57:00 -0400