Thanks to caption-winner andrewrfox for the above rule! A close second place: If your family sells it, it’s good for you.  Thanks for all the great submissions! Don’t forget to pre-order the book Rules for My Unborn Son here!  (Image via Flickr)

Thanks to caption-winner andrewrfox for the above rule! A close second place: If your family sells it, it’s good for you.  Thanks for all the great submissions! Don’t forget to pre-order the book Rules for My Unborn Son here!  (Image via Flickr)