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    WARTIME.

    512. If she asks for your help opening a jar, you better damn well open it.

    BAD SANTA. Louis Winthorp III is over-served at the Duke and Duke Christmas party.

    BAD SANTA. Louis Winthorp III is over-served at the Duke and Duke Christmas party.

    511. Don’t get drunker than the boss.

    510. A good dinner guest should be prepared to sing for his supper.

    FLUENT. Hemingway in Cuba.

    FLUENT. Hemingway in Cuba.

    509. The best place to learn a foreign language is from atop a barstool.

    508. Eat like a local, tip like an American.

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, “Road to Morocco”

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    Sorry for the interruption, I was indisposed. Let’s get started again, shall we?

    Sorry for the interruption, I was indisposed. Let’s get started again, shall we?

    “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.

    Anaïs Nin

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    507. The only thing you’ll regret more than smoking is all the pictures of you smoking.

    506. Don’t call me just to complain. That’s what your mother is there for.

    505. Your career in politics should end in high school.