• Ask Me

    • “A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

    Lana Turner

    What’s so funny?

    529. Try it without the sarcasm.

    528. It’s better to be right than first. It’s best to be both.

    “If it is right, it happens—The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away.

    John Steinbeck

    HAVE YOU TRIED THE SHUFFLE BUTTON?

    (it’s up in the top left corner)

    527. A sportcoat is worth a thousand words.

    With a jacket this loud, who needs a speech? (King George VI)

    With a jacket this loud, who needs a speech? (King George VI)

    526. Weigh yourself every morning. The battle of the bulge wasn’t won in a day.

    “In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

    Patrick Bateman, American Hero Psycho

    525. You can’t be friends with everyone.

    via MakeOut (click here for their video) cc @makeoutwithtwit

    524. Not everything’s cooler in black and white.

    There’s nothing wrong with rose-tinted glasses. (Happy Birthday, David Jo.)

    There’s nothing wrong with rose-tinted glasses. (Happy Birthday, David Jo.)

    (Source: gramercysouth)

    523. Don’t trust a profile pic. Not even your own.

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Elvis Presley, “Kentucky Rain”