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  • A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children.

    John James Audubon (b. April 26, 1785)

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Juliana Hatfield Three, “For the Birds”

    Please don’t belittle me.

    Please don’t belittle me.

    (Source: turtlesoap)

    533. Save your clippings.

    You don’t see the peak til you’ve passed it.

    This quitting thing, it’s a hard habit to break once you start.

    Coach Buttermaker, Bad News Bears

    MATTHAU.

    MATTHAU.

    That sure is a lot of cranberry juice, Phyllis.

    That sure is a lot of cranberry juice, Phyllis.

    SUBMISSIONS

    I am a loyal tumblr-er, and I hesitate to direct anyone to any inferior social network, but in the interest of inclusivity, you may now submit your rule suggestions via facebook™. There is no need to ‘like’ the page, although you are welcome to do so if you wish. We’re all friends here, you don’t have to prove it.

    Of course, I invite you all to continue to send your suggestions via the SUBMIT A RULE link on our tumblr as well.

    Thanks for reading! Carry on.

    A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

    Lana Turner

    What’s so funny?