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REQUIRED LISTENING: Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, “Road to Morocco”

(Source: fuckyeahmusicalfilms)

Sorry for the interruption, I was indisposed. Let’s get started again, shall we?

Sorry for the interruption, I was indisposed. Let’s get started again, shall we?

“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.

Anaïs Nin

Menswear Bloggers

Menswear Bloggers

507. The only thing you’ll regret more than smoking is all the pictures of you smoking.

506. Don’t call me just to complain. That’s what your mother is there for.

505. Your career in politics should end in high school.

NERDS.

NERDS.

504. Don’t leave a wedding until you’ve danced with the bride.

503. Learn to bowl without irony.

(via W. Haefeli)

502. On occasion, unplug.

INSHALLAH: Rules will return after a brief international sojourn. 

INSHALLAH: Rules will return after a brief international sojourn. 

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REQUIRED LISTENING: Duke Ellington, “Caravan”

501. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

(via Captain Luke R. Barnes, USMC)

500. A good sandcastle is never finished.