Never give an order that can’t be obeyed.

Gen. Douglas MacArthur

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

REQUIRED LISTENING: Crowded House, “Something So Strong”

(via nevver) It’s never too late for an apology.

(via nevver) It’s never too late for an apology.

Be thankful that some things are best left to the adults.

Be thankful that some things are best left to the adults.

Funny hats and a tomboy equals instant party.

Funny hats and a tomboy equals instant party.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway (See Rule #16)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

REQUIRED LISTENING: Palace Brothers, “New Partner”  (for Frangry)

Be a good wingman. (McMahon 1923-2009)

Be a good wingman. (McMahon 1923-2009)