How’s the filet today, Bill?
56. Sign the guestbook.
Just your name and hometown will do.
“Never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Coach Finstock, Teen Wolf
55. Be patient with airplane personnel.
It will pay off with better service.
54. Own your own baseball mitt and golf clubs.
All other athletic equipment can be borrowed or shared.
Trouble.
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
