517. You can’t learn anything with your hands in your pockets.

(via tim burke)

“Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.

William F. Buckley

516. Never leave someone hanging on a high five. No matter how painful.

GOOD GRIEF.

GOOD GRIEF.

515. It’s not the size of the tree that matters, it’s how you hang your balls.

514. It’s impossible to look cool running for a plane.

513. The least interesting view is the sidewalk in front of you. Look up!

WARTIME.

WARTIME.

512. If she asks for your help opening a jar, you better damn well open it.

BAD SANTA. Louis Winthorp III is over-served at the Duke and Duke Christmas party.

BAD SANTA. Louis Winthorp III is over-served at the Duke and Duke Christmas party.

511. Don’t get drunker than the boss.

510. A good dinner guest should be prepared to sing for his supper.

FLUENT. Hemingway in Cuba.

FLUENT. Hemingway in Cuba.

509. The best place to learn a foreign language is from atop a barstool.

508. Eat like a local, tip like an American.