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    • 551. Your suit deserves better than loafers.

    “That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse.

    Walt Whitman

    550. Aim high. No one dreams of being an accountant.

    with apologies to accountants

    Alan Shepard, First American in Space. (born Nov. 18, 1923)

    Alan Shepard, First American in Space. (born Nov. 18, 1923)

    REQUIRED LISTENING: “Spaceman,” Harry Nilsson

    (Source: Spotify)

    “Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

    Arthur Miller

    It’s amazing what you can accomplish just by asking. (Marilyn and Arthur Miller, b. Oct. 17, 1915)

    It’s amazing what you can accomplish just by asking. (Marilyn and Arthur Miller, b. Oct. 17, 1915)

    549. Master a second language, preferably math.

    548. There is one way to cook perfect bacon. Find it.

    “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

    Groucho Marx

    547. Never straighten another man’s tie.

    He calls em like he sees them.

    He calls em like he sees them.

    546. Don’t blame the refs.

    545. The only good seat in a convertible is behind the wheel.

    Drink it straight from the source.

    Drink it straight from the source.