120. Spend time with your mother. She’s cooler than you think.

She’s the real hero. Tell her.

She’s the real hero. Tell her.

119. Don't be shy in the locker room. They are all thinking the same thing.

118. A vandal is the lowest form of scoundrel.

And yes, plenty of artists are scoundrels.

That means you, Banksy.

That means you, Banksy.

“Be true to your school.

Brian Wilson

117. Be a good listener. Don't just wait your turn to talk.

Am I just talking to myself, David?

Am I just talking to myself, David?

116. Yes Ma'am. No Sir. No exceptions.

115. Short pants are for little boys. Decide for yourself when you are a man.

Good decision, Kevin. See Rule #1

Good decision, Kevin. See Rule #1

114. Always meet your date at the door.

Hey Brody, is that guy in a t-shirt?

Hey Brody, is that guy in a t-shirt?

113. When in doubt, wear a tie.

112. On a road trip, offer to buy the first tank of gas.