• Ask Me

    • “What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?

    Chuck Bass

    392. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.

    391. In her dad’s eyes, until you marry her, you’re not in the picture.

    CAPTION CONTEST! Lend me your best rule to accompany this snapshot and win a free copy of Rules for My Unborn Son or international acclaim, your choice! #rules #contest You in?

    CAPTION CONTEST! Lend me your best rule to accompany this snapshot and win a free copy of Rules for My Unborn Son or international acclaim, your choice! #rules #contest You in?

    390. Eat lunch with the new kid.

    Thanks to Back to School contest winner @dorywithserif !

    “Be sincere, be brief, be seated.

    Franklin D. Roosevelt

    Swayze Edition: Respect the bouncer.

    Swayze Edition: Respect the bouncer.

    389. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

    388. If you don’t know what a knob does, don’t fool with it.

    “I have a HAM radio.”

    “I have a HAM radio.”

    387. If you trip in public, don’t blame the sidewalk.

    Pick yourself up and pretend nothing happened.

    “Don’t pick fights with the bullies or the cads, ‘cause I’m not much cop at punching other people’s dads.

    David Bowie, Kooks

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Pat Benatar, “Invincible (Theme from Legend of Billie Jean)”

    386. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

    Eunice Kennedy Shriver, 1921-2009

    Eunice Kennedy Shriver, 1921-2009