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    • 399. Buy it in hardback.

    LOYALTY PLEDGE: I promise to buy Rules for My Unborn Son, on sale TOMORROW! It’s the right thing to do.

    LOYALTY PLEDGE: I promise to buy Rules for My Unborn Son, on sale TOMORROW! It’s the right thing to do.

    398. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

    Have tux will travel. (Hope by Hirschfeld)

    Have tux will travel. (Hope by Hirschfeld)

    397. Don’t jog shirtless.

    396. Never get your haircut on the day of the big dance.

    “Always be closing.

    Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross

    THE HARD SELL

    THE HARD SELL

    395. Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth. Buy good tires, good sheets, and good shoes.

    394. Try to lose the adverbs. Seriously.

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Lou Reed, “Perfect Day”

    393. Never eat lunch at your desk.

    I wish I had a bigger office.

    I wish I had a bigger office.

    “What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?

    Chuck Bass

    392. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.