• Ask Me

    • “As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.

    JFK

    406. If you can touch it, you can catch it.

    Laces out. nevver:

    Laces out. nevver:

    405. No one wants to watch you practice the guitar.

    I wrote this in college.

    I wrote this in college.

    404. Don’t linger in a doorway. In or out.

    (Post-Halloween) REQUIRED LISTENING: Harvey Danger, “Little Round Mirrors”

    403. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.

    I’m just a sweet transvestite…

    I’m just a sweet transvestite…

    “Don’t dream it, be it.

    Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Picture Show

    402. If you aren’t hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren’t hungry.

    401. You can do your homework after you finish playing outside.

    400. In pickup hoops, let someone else call the fouls.

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Neil Diamond, “Coming to America”

    NUMBER 1 WITH A BULLET:  On sale TODAY! It’s bigger than the Beatles.

    NUMBER 1 WITH A BULLET:  On sale TODAY! It’s bigger than the Beatles.