LOYALTY PLEDGE: I promise to buy Rules for My Unborn Son, on sale TOMORROW! It’s the right thing to do.

LOYALTY PLEDGE: I promise to buy Rules for My Unborn Son, on sale TOMORROW! It’s the right thing to do.

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REQUIRED LISTENING: Neil Diamond, “Coming to America”

Have tux will travel. (Hope by Hirschfeld)

Have tux will travel. (Hope by Hirschfeld)

Always be closing.

Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross

I wish I had a bigger office.

I wish I had a bigger office.

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REQUIRED LISTENING: Lou Reed, “Perfect Day”

What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?

Chuck Bass