399. Buy it in hardback.

LOYALTY PLEDGE: I promise to buy Rules for My Unborn Son, on sale TOMORROW! It’s the right thing to do.

LOYALTY PLEDGE: I promise to buy Rules for My Unborn Son, on sale TOMORROW! It’s the right thing to do.

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REQUIRED LISTENING: Neil Diamond, “Coming to America”

398. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

Have tux will travel. (Hope by Hirschfeld)

Have tux will travel. (Hope by Hirschfeld)

397. Don't jog shirtless.

396. Never get your haircut on the day of the big dance.

“Always be closing.

Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross

THE HARD SELL

THE HARD SELL

395. Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth. Buy good tires, good sheets, and good shoes.

394. Try to lose the adverbs. Seriously.

393. Never eat lunch at your desk.

I wish I had a bigger office.

I wish I had a bigger office.

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REQUIRED LISTENING: Lou Reed, “Perfect Day”

“What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?

Chuck Bass