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    • 441. Don’t give unsolicited lessons on the golf course or at the pool table.

    Just remember son, SPEED KILLS.

    Just remember son, SPEED KILLS.

    440. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.

    439. Return a lost wallet.

    JULES. It’s the one that says BAD MOTHER F****.

    JULES. It’s the one that says BAD MOTHER F****.

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Marty Robbins, “El Paso” (via sundaymorning)

    438. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first girlfriend.

    Feels like the first time. (via Square America)

    Feels like the first time. (via Square America)

    437. Refill the ice cube tray.

    “Dissolute behavior in a coat and tie is always more amply forgiven.

    Theodore Bouloukos

    436. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

    I’M NOT TIGER.

    I’M NOT TIGER.

    435. A man shops alone.

    434. A suntan is earned, never bought.

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Blind Melon, “Three is a Magic Number”