The President demonstrates perfect form.

The President demonstrates perfect form.

Eyes forward mister, especially if you’re already on a date. (via nevver: Sheet Music)

Eyes forward mister, especially if you’re already on a date. (via nevver: Sheet Music)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

REQUIRED LISTENING: David Bowie, “Young Americans”

Gentleman.

Gentleman.

Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute

Happy Birthday, E.

Happy Birthday, E.

When things go wrong don’t go with them.

Elvis Presley

The kids are alright. Entwistle and Baby Ox.

The kids are alright. Entwistle and Baby Ox.