HAVE YOU TRIED THE SHUFFLE BUTTON?
(it’s up in the top left corner)
January 2012
27 posts
527. A sportcoat is worth a thousand words.
526. Weigh yourself every morning. The battle of the bulge wasn't won in a day.
“In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.”
—Patrick Bateman, American Hero Psycho
524. Not everything's cooler in black and white.
523. Don't trust a profile pic. Not even your own.
Kentucky Rain
Elvis Presley
REQUIRED LISTENING: Elvis Presley, “Kentucky Rain”
522. More times than not, you will be judged by your shoes.
521. There is just no good reason to ever look into a woman's purse.
520. Don't forget to put the plug in the boat.
519. The best way to ruin an apology is with an explanation.
518. Expect no sympathy for a hangover. And give none.
December 2011
19 posts
“When your time comes to sit in my chair,
Remember your father’s habits and rules,
Sit on all four legs, fair and square,
And never be tempted by one-legged stools!” —from My Father’s Chair, by Rudyard Kipling
Remember your father’s habits and rules,
Sit on all four legs, fair and square,
And never be tempted by one-legged stools!” —from My Father’s Chair, by Rudyard Kipling
