518. Expect no sympathy for a hangover. And give none.
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“When your time comes to sit in my chair,
Remember your father’s habits and rules,
Sit on all four legs, fair and square,
And never be tempted by one-legged stools!” —from My Father’s Chair, by Rudyard Kipling
Remember your father’s habits and rules,
Sit on all four legs, fair and square,
And never be tempted by one-legged stools!” —from My Father’s Chair, by Rudyard Kipling
517. You can't learn anything with your hands in your pockets.
(via tim burke)
“Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.”
—William F. Buckley
516. Never leave someone hanging on a high five. No matter how painful.
515. It's not the size of the tree that matters, it's how you hang your balls.
514. It's impossible to look cool running for a plane.
513. The least interesting view is the sidewalk in front of you. Look up!
512. If she asks for your help opening a jar, you better damn well open it.
511. Don't get drunker than the boss.
510. A good dinner guest should be prepared to sing for his supper.
509. The best place to learn a foreign language is from atop a barstool.
508. Eat like a local, tip like an American.
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REQUIRED LISTENING: Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, “Road to Morocco”
