544. The best part of watering the lawn is playing with the hose.
543. You never miss a practice, and I'll never miss a game.
542. Don't show up the pitcher or the next one will be in your ear.
“Don’t think, it can only hurt the ball club.” —Crash Davis
541. If you're late to the ballpark, wait until the third out of an inning to take your seat.
540. Plant a garden.