539. You promise not to be my shrink, and I promise not to be your barber.
538. Never underestimate the power of taking out the trash without being asked.
(via the inimitable Joe Gannon)
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” —Harry Truman (b. May 8th, 1884)
537. When your number is called, be ready.