1001 rules for my unborn son

Month

May 2011

9 posts

495. Don't be afraid of the deep end.

(via Z Daniel Barnett)

May 30, 2011287 notes
May 29, 2011157 notes
494. If it's already lit, put down the lighter fluid.
May 29, 2011145 notes
493. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king. Fetch him beers.
May 28, 2011638 notes
“An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald!
May 12, 2011758 notes
May 12, 201143 notes
492. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

(via @tylertervooren and Art of Manliness)

May 11, 2011244 notes
491. Be optimistic. Always pack a bathing suit.

(via @JoeGannon)

May 11, 2011387 notes
“He loves football. He just doesn’t know it yet.” —Buddy Garrity
May 7, 201173 notes
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