391. In her dad's eyes, until you marry her, you're not in the picture.
390. Eat lunch with the new kid.
Thanks to Back to School contest winner @dorywithserif !
“Be sincere, be brief, be seated.” —Franklin D. Roosevelt
389. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
388. If you don't know what a knob does, don't fool with it.
387. If you trip in public, don't blame the sidewalk.
Pick yourself up and pretend nothing happened.