1001 rules for my unborn son

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October 2009

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403. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short.
Oct 30, 200986 notes
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“Don’t dream it, be it.” —Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Picture Show
Oct 30, 200969 notes
402. If you aren't hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren't hungry.
Oct 30, 2009304 notes
401. You can do your homework after you finish playing outside.
Oct 28, 2009262 notes
400. In pickup hoops, let someone else call the fouls.
Oct 27, 200937 notes
Listen

REQUIRED LISTENING: Neil Diamond, “Coming to America”

Oct 27, 200929 notes
Oct 26, 200925 notes
MUSIC GIVEAWAY

I’m giving away a $25 iTunes card to someone today. RT http://tiny.cc/LpAEk and tell me what’s on your list of Required Listening?

UPDATE:   We have a winner!…rusholmeruffians claim your prize.

Oct 26, 2009288 notes
“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.” —P.J. O’Rourke
Oct 26, 2009185 notes
399. Buy it in hardback.
Oct 26, 200978 notes
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398. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
Oct 23, 2009150 notes
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397. Don't jog shirtless.
Oct 22, 200986 notes
396. Never get your haircut on the day of the big dance.
Oct 21, 2009113 notes
“Always be closing.” —Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross
Oct 21, 200929 notes
Oct 20, 2009178 notes
395. Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth. Buy good tires, good sheets, and good shoes.
Oct 16, 2009268 notes
394. Try to lose the adverbs. Seriously.
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