January 2009
20 posts
333. Bodysurf.
332. Suck it up.
331. Be subtle. She sees you.
330. Give credit. Take the blame.
329. Don't underestimate your fertility.
328. Write down your dreams.
Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the...
– Dwight Schrute
327. Keep your guard up.
When things go wrong don’t go with them.
– Elvis Presley
326. Your best chance of being a rockstar is...
325. When excusing yourself from the table, you...
324. Once a mime, always a mime.
323. If the maƮtre d' mistakes you for someone...