REQUIRED LISTENING: Elvis Presley
Never write a bad word about someone, especially in an email or on a website. It will always come back to haunt you.
And swim in the ocean as much as possible. It’s also a surefire hangover remedy.
He’ll remember you.
For everything else, take it to a garage.
You’ll be done in half the time.
You’ll be suprised how often it works.
But you are under no obligation to join a conga line.