December 2008
30 posts
REQUIRED LISTENING: Die Toten Hosen, ” Auld...
“Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.”
– Guy Lombardo
322. Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp.
321. When it comes to opening presents, no one...
REQUIRED LISTENING: Gayla Peevey, “I Want a...
320. Take your own pictures at family events.
319. Don't let the pictures become the event.
318. Don't gloat. A good friend will do it for...
317. Don't tip the owner. A handshake will do.
316. Don't stare directly into a dog's eyes.
315. You can't cram for a dentist's exam.
“Good clothes open all doors.”
– Thomas Fuller (via theimpossiblecool)
314. If your art is bad, make it bigger.
If it’s still bad, paint it red.
313. Lennon, not McCartney.
312. Don't rush. No coffee until you're 16.
REQUIRED LISTENING: The Smiths, “Girlfriend...
311. Don't date your bartender.
310. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It's...
309. Learn to pronounce French words correctly.
REQUIRED LISTENING: Joni Mitchell, “Free Man...
“Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning...”
– S. H. Graynamore
308. Invest in great luggage. You never know where...
307. Be a regular at your local flea market.
