February 2012
1 post
532. Never turn down a breath mint.
Feb 6th
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January 2012
27 posts
531. If you need to explain a joke, it probably...
Jan 30th
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530. The drugstore is no place to catch up with...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
76 notes
SUBMISSIONS
I am a loyal tumblr-er, and I hesitate to direct anyone to any inferior social network, but in the interest of inclusivity, you may now submit your rule suggestions via facebook™. There is no need to ‘like’ the page, although you are welcome to do so if you wish. We’re all friends here, you don’t have to prove it. Of course, I invite you all to continue to send your...
Jan 30th
12 notes
“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
– Lana Turner
Jan 26th
1,871 notes
Jan 24th
38 notes
529. Try it without the sarcasm.
Jan 24th
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528. It's better to be right than first. It's best...
Jan 22nd
259 notes
“If it is right, it happens—The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets...”
– John Steinbeck
Jan 22nd
1,227 notes
HAVE YOU TRIED THE SHUFFLE BUTTON?
(it’s up in the top left corner)
Jan 17th
25 notes
527. A sportcoat is worth a thousand words.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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526. Weigh yourself every morning. The battle of...
Jan 16th
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“In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack...”
– Patrick Bateman, American Hero Psycho
Jan 16th
106 notes
525. You can't be friends with everyone.
via MakeOut (click here for their video) cc @makeoutwithtwit
Jan 12th
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524. Not everything's cooler in black and white.
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
40 notes
523. Don't trust a profile pic. Not even your own.
Jan 10th
231 notes
Jan 8th
76 notes
522. More times than not, you will be judged by...
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
263 notes
521. There is just no good reason to ever look...
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
201 notes
520. Don't forget to put the plug in the boat.
Jan 4th
58 notes
519. The best way to ruin an apology is with an...
Jan 4th
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518. Expect no sympathy for a hangover. And give...
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
120 notes
December 2011
19 posts
“When your time comes to sit in my chair, Remember your father’s habits...”
– from My Father’s Chair, by Rudyard Kipling
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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517. You can't learn anything with your hands in...
(via tim burke)
Dec 28th
334 notes
“Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven...”
– William F. Buckley
Dec 21st
344 notes
516. Never leave someone hanging on a high five....
Dec 21st
502 notes
Dec 20th
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515. It's not the size of the tree that matters,...
Dec 20th
357 notes
514. It's impossible to look cool running for a...
Dec 12th
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513. The least interesting view is the sidewalk in...
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
91 notes
512. If she asks for your help opening a jar, you...
Dec 7th
558 notes
Dec 6th
88 notes
511. Don't get drunker than the boss.
Dec 6th
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510. A good dinner guest should be prepared to...
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
355 notes
509. The best place to learn a foreign language is...
Dec 5th
251 notes
508. Eat like a local, tip like an American.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
42 notes
October 2011
1 post
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”
– Anaïs Nin
Oct 3rd
468 notes
September 2011
3 posts
Sep 28th
189 notes
507. The only thing you'll regret more than...
Sep 28th
491 notes