February 2012
1 post
532. Never turn down a breath mint.
January 2012
27 posts
531. If you need to explain a joke, it probably...
530. The drugstore is no place to catch up with...
SUBMISSIONS
I am a loyal tumblr-er, and I hesitate to direct anyone to any inferior social network, but in the interest of inclusivity, you may now submit your rule suggestions via facebook™. There is no need to ‘like’ the page, although you are welcome to do so if you wish. We’re all friends here, you don’t have to prove it.
Of course, I invite you all to continue to send your...
“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
– Lana Turner
529. Try it without the sarcasm.
528. It's better to be right than first. It's best...
“If it is right, it happens—The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets...”
– John Steinbeck
HAVE YOU TRIED THE SHUFFLE BUTTON?
(it’s up in the top left corner)
527. A sportcoat is worth a thousand words.
526. Weigh yourself every morning. The battle of...
“In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack...”
– Patrick Bateman, American Hero Psycho
525. You can't be friends with everyone.
via MakeOut (click here for their video) cc @makeoutwithtwit
524. Not everything's cooler in black and white.
523. Don't trust a profile pic. Not even your own.
522. More times than not, you will be judged by...
521. There is just no good reason to ever look...
520. Don't forget to put the plug in the boat.
519. The best way to ruin an apology is with an...
518. Expect no sympathy for a hangover. And give...
December 2011
19 posts
“When your time comes to sit in my chair,
Remember your father’s habits...”
– from My Father’s Chair, by Rudyard Kipling
517. You can't learn anything with your hands in...
(via tim burke)
“Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven...”
– William F. Buckley
516. Never leave someone hanging on a high five....
515. It's not the size of the tree that matters,...
514. It's impossible to look cool running for a...
513. The least interesting view is the sidewalk in...
512. If she asks for your help opening a jar, you...
511. Don't get drunker than the boss.
510. A good dinner guest should be prepared to...
509. The best place to learn a foreign language is...
508. Eat like a local, tip like an American.
October 2011
1 post
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”
– Anaïs Nin
September 2011
3 posts
507. The only thing you'll regret more than...