January 2012
23 posts
“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
– Lana Turner
Jan 26th
1,173 notes
Jan 24th
36 notes
529. Try it without the sarcasm.
Jan 24th
170 notes
528. It's better to be right than first. It's best...
Jan 22nd
242 notes
“If it is right, it happens—The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets...”
– John Steinbeck
Jan 22nd
1,149 notes
HAVE YOU TRIED THE SHUFFLE BUTTON?
(it’s up in the top left corner)
Jan 17th
25 notes
527. A sportcoat is worth a thousand words.
Jan 17th
120 notes
Jan 17th
258 notes
526. Weigh yourself every morning. The battle of...
Jan 16th
124 notes
“In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack...”
– Patrick Bateman, American Hero Psycho
Jan 16th
103 notes
525. You can't be friends with everyone.
via MakeOut (click here for their video) cc @makeoutwithtwit
Jan 12th
274 notes
524. Not everything's cooler in black and white.
Jan 10th
189 notes
Jan 10th
39 notes
523. Don't trust a profile pic. Not even your own.
Jan 10th
226 notes
Jan 8th
77 notes
522. More times than not, you will be judged by...
Jan 8th
700 notes
Jan 8th
259 notes
521. There is just no good reason to ever look...
Jan 5th
402 notes
Jan 5th
198 notes
520. Don't forget to put the plug in the boat.
Jan 4th
58 notes
519. The best way to ruin an apology is with an...
Jan 4th
900 notes
518. Expect no sympathy for a hangover. And give...
Jan 1st
715 notes
Jan 1st
120 notes
December 2011
19 posts
“When your time comes to sit in my chair, Remember your father’s habits...”
– from My Father’s Chair, by Rudyard Kipling
Dec 30th
72 notes
Dec 30th
95 notes
517. You can't learn anything with your hands in...
(via tim burke)
Dec 28th
330 notes
“Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven...”
– William F. Buckley
Dec 21st
341 notes
516. Never leave someone hanging on a high five....
Dec 21st
498 notes
Dec 20th
594 notes
515. It's not the size of the tree that matters,...
Dec 20th
356 notes
514. It's impossible to look cool running for a...
Dec 12th
237 notes
513. The least interesting view is the sidewalk in...
Dec 8th
307 notes
Dec 7th
91 notes
512. If she asks for your help opening a jar, you...
Dec 7th
552 notes
Dec 6th
88 notes
511. Don't get drunker than the boss.
Dec 6th
231 notes
510. A good dinner guest should be prepared to...
Dec 6th
101 notes
Dec 5th
354 notes
509. The best place to learn a foreign language is...
Dec 5th
249 notes
508. Eat like a local, tip like an American.
Dec 5th
276 notes
Dec 5th
71 notes
Dec 5th
42 notes
October 2011
1 post
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”
– Anaïs Nin
Oct 3rd
465 notes
September 2011
3 posts
Sep 28th
188 notes
507. The only thing you'll regret more than...
Sep 28th
491 notes
506. Don't call me just to complain. That's what...
Sep 25th
173 notes
August 2011
4 posts
505. Your career in politics should end in high...
Aug 28th
220 notes
Aug 28th
77 notes
504. Don't leave a wedding until you've danced...
Aug 18th
342 notes
503. Learn to bowl without irony.
(via W. Haefeli)
Aug 18th
91 notes