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    • 580. Spend time with your mother. She’s cooler than you think.

    579. Sometimes the best tool in your toolbox is a walk around the block. And sometime it’s a hammer.

    “It appears that nothing can be more improving to a young naturalist, than a journey in distant countries.

    Charles Darwin

    EVOLVED. Charles Darwin at #NYFW14 (b. Feb. 12, 1809)

    EVOLVED. Charles Darwin at #NYFW14 (b. Feb. 12, 1809)

    578. Under no circumstances should you ask someone to remove their shoes.

    577. Don’t throw away the jelly jar.

    576. No one wants to hear you talk about your health, your dreams, your diet, or your money.

    (via Mrs. Maria Matthiessen on This American LIfe)

    REQUIRED LISTENING: Lou Reed, “Perfect Day”

    LOU (1942-2013)

    LOU (1942-2013)

    575. There are plenty of tricks to staying young. One is matching pajamas.

    574. If you’re going to drive a hard bargain, you better have exact change.

    573. You can learn a lot about a man by how he coils a hose.

    Buster Keaton, ladykiller.

    Buster Keaton, ladykiller.

    573. Would you bring a girl bad music? Best to know a thing or two about flowers.

    572. Accept with pleasure or regretfully decline, but one need not give reason why.