411. At the ballpark, never start the wave. But don't let it die.

410. Sometimes your best bet is to bet on her.

Roll the dice. (via nevver)

Roll the dice. (via nevver)

409. A handshake beats an autograph.

408. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

(via All Plaid Out)

VET. Your grandfather fought so you don’t have to.

VET. Your grandfather fought so you don’t have to.

407. Thank a veteran. And then make it up to him.

“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.

JFK

406. If you can touch it, you can catch it.

Laces out. nevver:

Laces out. nevver:

405. No one wants to watch you practice the guitar.

I wrote this in college.

I wrote this in college.

404. Don't linger in a doorway. In or out.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

(Post-Halloween) REQUIRED LISTENING: Harvey Danger, “Little Round Mirrors”

403. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short.