1001 rules for my unborn son

Let's get some things straight before I get old and uncool. Site Meter Add to Technorati Favorites

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Funny hats and a tomboy equals instant party.
Funny hats and a tomboy equals instant party.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway (See Rule #16)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
REQUIRED LISTENING: Palace Brothers, “New Partner”  (for Frangry)
Be a good wingman. (McMahon 1923-2009)
Be a good wingman. (McMahon 1923-2009)
The surest way to make a beer taste better.
The surest way to make a beer taste better.

373. Carry two handkerchiefs.

The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. Oliver Wendell Holmes
An addendum to Rule #7 inspired by The Selvedge Yard’s love of T-Bucket Hot Rods.
An addendum to Rule #7 inspired by The Selvedge Yard’s love of T-Bucket Hot Rods.