406. If you can touch it, you can catch it.

Laces out. nevver:

Laces out. nevver:

405. No one wants to watch you practice the guitar.

I wrote this in college.

I wrote this in college.

404. Don't linger in a doorway. In or out.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

(Post-Halloween) REQUIRED LISTENING: Harvey Danger, “Little Round Mirrors”

403. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short.

I’m just a sweet transvestite…

I’m just a sweet transvestite…

“Don’t dream it, be it.

Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Picture Show

402. If you aren't hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren't hungry.

401. You can do your homework after you finish playing outside.

400. In pickup hoops, let someone else call the fouls.

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“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

P.J. O’Rourke