IN THE MEANTIME

Please feel free to browse the back catalog using the SHUFFLE button in the top left.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. Rules will return in 40 days.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. Rules will return in 40 days.

MATTHAU.

MATTHAU.

“This quitting thing, it’s a hard habit to break once you start.

Coach Buttermaker, Bad News Bears

532. Never turn down a breath mint.

531. If you need to explain a joke, it probably isn’t funny.

530. The drugstore is no place to catch up with old friends.

That sure is a lot of cranberry juice, Phyllis.

That sure is a lot of cranberry juice, Phyllis.

SUBMISSIONS

I am a loyal tumblr-er, and I hesitate to direct anyone to any inferior social network, but in the interest of inclusivity, you may now submit your rule suggestions via facebook™. There is no need to ‘like’ the page, although you are welcome to do so if you wish. We’re all friends here, you don’t have to prove it.

Of course, I invite you all to continue to send your suggestions via the SUBMIT A RULE link on our tumblr as well.

Thanks for reading! Carry on.

“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Lana Turner

What’s so funny?

529. Try it without the sarcasm.

528. It’s better to be right than first. It’s best to be both.

“If it is right, it happens—The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away.

John Steinbeck

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